WHY HASN'T ANYONE SHOT IT YET?
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holy shit, i just went outside and saw this same exact thing OP. and then when i came inside, i realized i left my lighter outside on the front porch. what the fuck, i never do that. i think the pictured ship abducted me, causing me to drop my lighter, and it felt like i just went outside, smoked a joint, then came back inside, because the aliens did telepathy on me and made me forget they did all that stuff.
That's Apollo's chariot silly!
I'm over here looking at real unexplained shit in the sky and the clown brigade comes out with their footage of fucking Venus making me look like an idiot 
Haha I'm right there with you, I wonder if we'll get an explanation for these drones soon
Something is definitely fucky going on and it feels like someone is lying about whatever it is, but like I said leave it to the clown patrol of Jersey to come out with big hair, big attitudes, and big bullshit footage of planes.
Something is definitely fucky going on and it feels like someone is lying about whatever it is
Agree, and I dislike how the majority of the board took some morons not knowing what a plane is and ran with the narrative that it's just all a bunch of planes and planets. There are things definitely hovering in the sky, now whether this just some military exercise (very likely), or actual 
(probably not lmao, but that would be so fucking cool), remains to be seen.
If you wanna get real conspiratorial, maybe they're creating mass hysteria against these drones so they can carry out a false flag, blame it on China/Iran (since we already had that mothership story), and then be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want 
https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1hg2sgs/1216_ua2359_ord_to_ewr/
Some pretty compelling footage of things seen at 20k feet up in an airplane
Yeah, I frequently lurked that sub even before this whole fiasco, and they have a surprisingly good record of correcting their own brainfarts. Like that MH370 flight thing that was a 30 year standard library vfx from some obscure website. We'll see how this all culminates, but it's definitely between ayy lmaos and government/lockheed martin fuckwads.
Not to mention the plane theory is just stupid af, like yeah, the only organization in the country that knows the movement of every single blip in their airspace is just randomly shutting it over airbases because of planes lol 
Not to mention the plane theory is just stupid af, like yeah, the only organization in the country that knows the movement of every single blip in their airspace is just randomly shutting it over airbases because of planes lol
Even the government is running with this and saying oh it's just planes and you're a silly willy for thinking otherwise ;) Totally gaslighting people seeing unexplained fucking orbs dashing around the night sky.
Wtf are those???
Literally no idea. Some high fucking strangeness going on in the skies that's for sure.
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Ahh my eyes
Oh shit of fuck project blu bean is here
oh shit, its over