I suspect superpowered cancer is the most likely outcome.
this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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So this is... The Deadpool?
maybe but I'd think deadpool would glow more if this were his origin...
I love that the photo is grainy, as if there's so much radiation in the air that he can't get a clear picture of it.
It’s a funny detail :D
butttttt americium-241 from smoke detectors are primarily alpha emitters, so the air, the sludge itself, and the camera lens would shield the camera’s sensors from being noticeably exposed :3
However, an exposed camera sensor and a bit of americium is an interesting way to create a decent random number generator.
Meanwhile in Germany, you can't clean your car in your own driveway because it could pollute the soil, with a fine up to €50k
Faith in humanity restored
I'm going to show off my freedom and wash my car daily in the driveway.
That's how this works right?
Whaaaat
it's mainly to avoid polluting the groundwater, environmental laws are strict and people tend to stick to the rules (and will call the police on you if you don't)
Do they require car wash stations to have a water treatment plant on site?
of course!
- Annex 49 of the decree about the requirements to evacuate used water in waterways (Abwasserverordnung - AbwV)
- Requirements described by DIN EN 858 parts 1 and 2, DIN 1999-100, DIN 1999-101, DIN 1986-3, DIN 1986-30, DIN EN 1610 and codes of practice DWA-M 167 parts 1 and 2 and ATV-M 143 part 6
oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
Ha, you fucking wish
firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei
well now... perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides
yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time
smile outside of fun time? polizei
Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.
good. they even allotted a time, and you still can't figure it out. go to jail.
Prolly just get a fine too.
There's no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.
Ich bin stolz auf sie
I like the radioactive grain effect on the photos.
Didn’t I just see this yesterday
Maybe you need 350 carbon monoxide alarms!
This was posted yesterday. If you're gonna repost don't do it 15 hours later.