Ask Lemmy

How to people.

I have great ideas and am horrible at explaining them.

Big dick energy

The ability to upload any ability into my mind that I can think of and be amazing at it.

Shashahshaaa!

Runs away and throws pocket sand

Read and write all languages. Be it swahili, mandarin, latin, hieroglyfs, python, c++ or java. ;)

If I could have something magical: I'd like to be able to accelerate my thinking so I can have as long as I want to think things through

If it's gotta be real: easier to use memory, I feel like I have no idea what's going on bc I forget shit, but it's not forgotten I just didn't remember that memory at the right time even though I had it..

Talking to people hasn't been going well lately

Speaking Korean, I live here for 4 years already and despite pushing moderatelly to learn it, I don't speak it at all. Everything I learn I forget very fast again.

The ability to make an ability uploading tool.

Guitar sounds fun

I'd love to know how to dance, I mean really properly dance for every situation, not just a generic two foot shuffle. I've seen some people who can dance properly and they looked cool as fuck.

C2-niveau francais, s'il vous plait.

edit or as translate google would put it: niveau C2 de francais, merci.

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

Playing the piano and other instruments like a master. Music conveys feelings we can’t convey otherwise.

Ability to fold a fitted sheet.

Musical ability — perfect pitch, great rhythm. I'm an okay musician after years working at it, but I'd love to be better.

Either having a complete understanding of modern-day physics or knowing how to play the violin.

Psychotherapy

Time travel