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Mary was an illegal immigrant seeking a green card and Jesus was an anchor baby.
Joseph was a pedophile who lived in Nazareth to dodge taxes.
Bethlehem was a sanctuary city.
They were all fugitives of Herod, although it was their fault Herod was out killing all the baby boys anyway.
This is canon.
Immigrants in cages. Even Jesus and his family aren't safe.
They don’t want that anchor baby in their country
I certainly don't want other gods trying to create anchor babies on earth. It'd be like ancient greece all over agian.
The Three Kings died from dehydration while trying to cross the desert.
Funny, but their version of Jesus and Mary are white anyway.
Yeah but they are poor and into all kinds of woke liberal crap.
Finally some good fucking food