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[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Microwave UIs suck so bad. I've yet to find an improvement on the classic two analog knobs system, where one controls power and the other sets time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

Mine has a button to cycle between 5 power levels, a knob for time, and the start button is also a 30 second button. It's perfect

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That actually sounds lit I didn't know that existed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

That is how the first ones (that I saw) worked. I was so happy when I saw that not only do they still exist, my local grocery store started selling them. I bought my second one a few days ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Jokes on you, my 6 button doesn't work so 160 gets me 10 seconds

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because 2:00 = 1:60

Or are we going to implement metric time?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

The French tried to, briefly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I get the 2:00, but shouldn't it be 120? Or am I dumber than I thought? 60+60 still = 120, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

1:60 = one minute and 60 seconds, or two minutes.

120 would be parsed as one minute and 20 seconds, or 80 seconds.

Took me a bit to get too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can also punch in 90 to get 1:30. I may have been extra lazy a few times to learn that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It's not really lazy until you're putting in "88" to save a keystroke and extra finger movement.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It's not 160 (seconds) it's 1 (minutes) **:**60 (seconds). My microwave always keeps the : when I input time.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm not sure 160 is 2 minutes on my microwave.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What happens when you type "1-6-0" on the time?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (16 children)

I've absolutely done it before because I'm weird. Entering 1:90 (on my Kenmore microwave) ticks down 1:89... 1:88... etc. until it hits 1:00 at which point it will continue as normal to 0:59.

1:60 behaves similarly.

I have a feeling the "add 30 seconds" button will correct it to proper time format, but I'll test it for science.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It probably becomes 1m 60s. I've had microwaves do it both ways, either having it only be in seconds or having seconds for two digits.

Edit: I'm dumb and very tired from Holidays, I'm leaving this up anyways though.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

There are moments when I miss the stupid useless awards from Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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[–] TranquilTurbulence 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clearly shows that hours and minutes are messy units. The French Revolution fixed a lot of stupid problems, but decimal time just didn’t stick for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Cannot say why decimal time didn't stick, but a similarly-proposed semi-decimal calendar with 12 months of 3 weeks each of 10 days was abandoned in France solely because Napoleon didn't like it.

It was also designed to frustrate Sunday church attendance because Sundays being every seven days would usually fall on a weekday on a workweek based on a ten-day week. While Revolutionary France experimented with state atheism and then deism, it eventually returned to Catholicism.

France spread its decimal measurements (the metre, gram, and litre) to the countries that Napoleon conquered or tried to conquer, but by that time, France was well beyond the "stamp out all semblance of religion" phase of its revolution, so a calendar designed with the intent to stifle religious attendance in mind was never going to stick very long once the French had left those territories. Besides, doing maths on length, volume, and mass is something that people do far more often than performing those calculations on dates. Sure, it would have made some things more convenient, but I'm guessing that for most people, the ten-day weeks just stuck out like a sore thumb.

[–] TranquilTurbulence 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

In normal everyday life, you rarely need to involve time in your calculations. In science and engineering you do, and that’s when you run into problems.

When comparing two pumps, you run into issues like this. Which one is bigger: 29 m^3/h or 410 l/min. Doing calculations like that once or twice is recreational mathematics, but in a professional setting, these conversions are speed bumps standing in the way of getting stuff done.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They all do, you put the food on it and it spins while its cooking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Mine has special patterns on the walls to distribute the waves so there's no need for a turntable. It's nice because there's extra space inside, plus no mechanism so it's super easy to clean.

For like a full year after getting it, my brain would perceive a phantom rotation of whatever was in there, just because it had never seen a microwave without it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And if my grandma had wheels she’d have been a bicycle

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I used to have one like that as well, most baffling design decision I've ever seen

Edit: Clarification:

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Your microwave does math funny

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sub-Thought: I wonder how many people punch in “1:00” instead of “60”?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Answer: not enough. Sub-sub-thought: of those people, how many open the door at 0:01 to avoid the bell?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If they do that, they'd better fucking clear the timer.

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[–] nailingjello 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'll only buy a microwave if it stops beeping when I open the door. So if I open it right as the timer finishes then it only does like half of one beep.

Side note, the microwave also needs to go straight to time entry once I start pressing numbers. I've seen some stupid microwaves that you need to press a Time Cook button before the numbers or it will assume you are using its preset cook settings like "pizza" or "soup".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

 my microwave

I've put a note on my microwave to mute all beeps. I've made it very clear to my wife, in the event of my untimely death, she is to show her next husband how to turn off the beeping after a power outage.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

+30s button, twice

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To save time on things that need to be microwaved for 1:30, I just hit 90 then start. Saves 1 button click.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The fastest way to get one minute on a microwave is to press the "add 30 seconds" button twice

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