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I have done that before. Its great before and during the cake consumption, but afterwards the regret sets in when your bloated stomach tries to digest the consequences of your actions

As somebody who used to weigh over 350 pounds, you need to be the thing that stops you. I promise, losing the weight is harder than just not buying that cake in the first place.

As a "European" I never forget that I can just walk around the corner to buy cake because I don't live in a suburban hellhole where I need a car to get food

Only thing stopping you is your bank account 😆

Wait until they figure out they can buy the cake mixes, and it's possible to make your own cakes, with as much extra stuff as you want. I once made a cake with embedded cookies, and a peanut butter cream cheese frosting. I regret nothing.

https://xkcd.com/418

I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.

I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck's bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.

I think about her all the time.

Look at this adult with a car. I bet you even claim to have impulse control too!

As a diabetic I grapple with this often. Turns out can and should are very different things :( curse you pancreas. You too mom. Kids don't do drugs with a baby in the womb. Your kids will suffer.

And eat a whole supermarket rotisserie chicken on your car just after you bought it. Some call it depression, I call it freedom.

There's nobody selling cake in my car. What have I done wrong?!

LOL, just made a comment about watches and came here.

Mid-80's and mom was appalled at the notion of a $30 Swatch when a Timex could be had for $10. No Swatch. ☹

Woke up one Saturday morning, decided I was fucking 50-yo and I could buy a damned Swatch if I wanted to! Bought TWO!

Truly realizing you're an adult is quite freeing. :)

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I wish I could... I can't drive, and I have celiac disease so bad that it has destroyed my gut so much, that even gluten free cakes make me sick.

As an "adult" I always remember that this is bad for my health and I have to stop me. Luckily I'm too lazy to get in my car just to buy a cake.

You're also free to get fat and die of a heart attack. It's like nobody cares.

Why would you need to buy a cake? Everything is a cake nowadays. Just stick your knife into something.

Well you can, but the consequences of doing so are much worse in adulthood

BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE !!!

Overrated. The real perk is learning how to not eat it all at once

You already overdrew your account this month and it's not even 2/3 over

Eating cake every day makes it less special

Except you might not have a car.