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[–] [email protected] 251 points 1 year ago (4 children)

a game I made in 1995

a game someone else made in 1995 which was later hostilely acquired by EA only to see it immediately fire all staff and shutter the studio

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

RIP Bullfrog (Theme Park, Theme Hospital, Dungeon Keeper etc.)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And Maxis (Sims, Spore) 😥

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, EA has done more to hurt game devs than pirates have. "Salary means we don't have to pay overtime!"

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[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Or Nintendo:

"Stop pirating our old games!!!!!"

Okay, then sell me one of your old games.

"No."

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 1 year ago (9 children)

"You wouldn't download a car, would you?" ... yes. Yes. I WOULD. Not that we can 3d print cars just yet. but I would in a heart beat if I could.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't trust a 3d printed gun, why would I trust a 3d printed car? But if I could make a car myself, I definitely would, even if I had to pirate the designs.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3d printed firearms have transformed into a whole cottage industry with all sorts of variations. The ones that are safest are essentially just stocks capable of holding the parts of a firearm. The ones that are completely 3d printed are still pretty sketchy and illegal to sell

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Any firearm that you, a private citizen, manufacture, is illegal to sell.

You are not a licensed firearm distributor.

But, at least in most of the US, it is perfectly legal to manufacture them for your own use. You just can’t sell them.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The thing people forget is that 3d printing doesn’t just enable the direct manufacturing of parts, it also enables the manufacturing of tooling for parts that would never have been manufacturable at home otherwise.

For example, you can rifle a metal tube and form a chamber using electro etching and printed tooling. Or, you can make tooling to make magazine springs

The key point to be made here is that a fully plastic gun is sketchy but 3d printing has absolutely transformed the ability to make reliable and effective firearms at home without any off the shelf firearm parts

The same type of thing is happening in the car hobbyist world. We aren’t printing cars but people are using prints to make molds, form sheet metal, align parts for weldments and manufacture low stress plastic parts like intake manifolds.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a car, would you?

Movies studios now trying to download actors.

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm fine spending money for a quality product.

Quality product. Not DRM-laden, always-online, unoptimized garbage that pushes microtransactions in my face. It's not a price problem; it's a service problem. If I'm going to get a shittier experience as a legitimate customer, piracy is the smart thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If you're concerned about DRM, just use GOG or Itch. If you're concerned about shitty games, do research before you buy something and just avoid studios like EA.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't underestimate the FOMO factor.

Avoiding a title is simply not a consideration for a lot of people—especially if it's shitty. They're important context for meme and conversation material.

I genuinely wish this was a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (11 children)

It won't change anything until people stop preordering games and actually wait for them to come out before shelling out a hundred bucks.

Pre-order and dlc is what has made gaming so awful lately. Game companies realized they can make a half-assed game and fill it with microtransactions and still make shit loads of money

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I don't pirate those either. I just don't waste my time with them.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

It's probably not even made by EA but some company that made good game before being acquired by EA

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don’t pirate indie games, small-budget movies, or music from unknown bands. I hurt major corporations specifically.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For some older indie games, piracy is the only way to play them. But otherwise, I agree with this.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is literally the genesis of GOG.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Exactly.

They steal more than we can dream.

They just used their influence to legalize their grift.

Legality ≠ Morality

Especially in a horrendously unjust nation such as ours.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should be Nintendo, not EA. Fuck EA and all, but at least they don't kick up a big fuss when someone aquires games they don't sell anymore.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or steal code from the community they're busy suing...

EA are definitely the bigger problem as far as I'm concerned though.

[–] RogueBanana 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh for sure but for this meme about pirating old games, no one else is worse than nintendo imo

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Never pirate from indie developers. But for giant companies, pirating is a drop in the bucket for their revenue.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Is it really a victimless crime to go to archive.org and download yourself a copy of the never before released yet still fully completed Thrill Kill for PlayStation? Of course not, you need to think twice about the company that canceled the game and any bonuses the developers were promised, and didn't even tell them about it, with the developers themselves having to learn about it from IGN.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

looking back i'm definitely guilty of pirating some indie games

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indie dev here. Do whatever you want

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You wouldn't pirate a car?!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I would if I could!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Image Transcription:

A four-panel comic by mygumsarebleeding.

The first panel shows a person with short, black hair, wearing a black shirt with the EA logo on it. They are talking to a person with long, black hair who is wearing a red shirt and facing away, arms folded. The first person is saying "I'm so sorry honey".

The second panel shows the first person from the first panel speaking to two smaller people, both wearing red and sitting at a table with their heads in their hands and empty plates in front of them. The person is saying "I'm sorry my children...".

The third panel shows a close-up of the person saying "There will be no food tonight".

The fourth panel shows an even closer view of the person's face, lines under his eyes indicating distress as he says "Somebody pirated a game I made in 1995".

[I am a human, if I’ve made a mistake please let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. 💜]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

More like Nintendo

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I just spent the night on my first emulator playing F-Zero Gx. I'm so sorry children :(

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is my fault. I haven't downloaded any premium content for my 1984 Summer Olympics game on my Apple ][c.

(Which for its time, was an amazing game)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I just downloaded exodos and bankrupted thousands of people

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