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An NYPD security robot will be patrolling the Times Square subway station::The NYPD is deploying a robot with four cameras to patrol the Times Square subway station.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fat Dalek.

That is a fat Dalek.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*heavy breathing * EXTERMI...NATE

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR PEPPER

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I’ll be waiting for the news of when it gets destroyed by someone.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You mean, waiting for news when it gets isekai'd after someone pushes it in front of a train lol.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I'm waiting for it to end up beat up with baseball bats and dumped in a fountain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

...

Damn you

Starts writing

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it's basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention... if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it's deployed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I’m waiting for the article about it being pushed onto the tracks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

This was my first thought, too. This thing is gonna get hit by a train.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hopefully within the first week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

prohibited by the potential for public outrage

Give it a minute little frogs, this is them initially turning the burner on under the pot. It's gonna get warmer.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

I bet if you break this thing you will get charged with assault on an officer

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So basically a $5 dollar can of spray paint and it's back to being worth it's weight in scrap

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Didn’t the bot get beheaded?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Uh, how is it better than a security camera? Can it dispense pepper spray or chase dudes up stairs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Well, you see this uses up a far larger chunk of the pointlessly huge police budget. I'm sure they'll also figure out a way for it to kill people soon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Patrolling in what way? Just being there is not a deterrent for a damn thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It has cameras and can follow people or raise alarm. It won't take long until someone shoves it onto train tracks, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for the reference, but also F you for suggesting Johnny Five is anything less than a miracle. A miracle with a laser that kills people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Just a heads up, you replied to the bot, not the person who linked to that timeless classic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Okay, so criminals are like "It saw us with our masks on. We have 10 minutes to get out of here...". Not a great deterrent.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

"Please scan this code to install the self-arrest app. If you are a first-offender, remember to also create an account."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So a security camera on wheels

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Maybe this ridiculous thing will eventually replace some of the worst or most useless human cops... in twenty years, after a few billion tax dollars, just before their union neuters the project and renders it virtually useless. Think of the possibilities!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Robocop needs to ease up on the Robodonuts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm gonna put my dick in it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Inb4 someone gets charged with assaulting an officer for drawing a dick on a robot

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How long until it shoots the first black person? Place your bets now.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It would be a real shame if something bad were to happen to it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

People are going to draw so many dicks on that boi.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Basically a protecton. Make sure to have metro tickets on you.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Hmmm I wonder if anyone has ever hacked a police department by requesting all the bodycam footage and watching an authentication happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Why do I get phycho pass vibes from this thing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna push that offbrand baymax onto the tracks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can even security robots prevent anything?

Is it just fancy CCTV?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

CCTV that can follow people, raise an alarm, and be shoved in front of an incoming train when it does. A cleaning robot would have been more useful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Man it would be funny if someone just takes the thing and demands a Ransom...

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