Depends if I'm passenger or crew. Working a ship sounds like a way bigger pain in the ass than my job.
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You're the guest of honor who tries to interpret an ancient treasure map that you inherited from a distant relative.
You had me at Y.
You had me at Trans.
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You had
Actually, it's pretty alright! Being below deck during rough weather sucks and the morning after shore leave ain't great either. But it wasn't a bad gig.
How am I supposed to traverse Antarctica (a continental land mass) in a big wooden ship? Does the ship have wheels and sleds? Because Antarctica is a desert. A cold one, yes, but still a very-much-hostile-to-sea-faring-wessels desert.
Someone will have to get out and pull
I'm questioning the logistics of dragging ships along across the antarctic mountains, but as long as I am one of those riding the ships instead of dragging, I'm game.
Why does this feel relatable
Because it's a mission with purpose. Real purpose, not the "hit that deadline" purpose.
It's an urge deep within us all.
So we gotta be trans to go on the trip?
I mean if that's the price... 😂
Yeah, I think so. And then I guess they make you reverse it on the return trip. Maritime rules are weird.
I will trust you on that. I'm only well-versed on Bird Law.
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Transatlantic, yes, but not transantartic. I do not like cold.
It doesn't even have to be wooden. Just give me an excuse to wear a big wool turtleneck sweater and a captain that looks this picture of Earnest Hemmingway and I'll do whatever
Can I also wear a big scarf while I gaze contemplatively off the port side?
It would be weird if you didn't
My roommate went to Omega Mart a few days ago and all she got me was this pack of chewing gum and maybe covid. Hopefully not the covid, but she's got it right now. :/
Edit: got the covid too.
Amazing.
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Would probably still be warmer than some of the offices I've worked in.
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The fuck I would.
Yeah I know the success rate of those things and I'm not a huge fan of long pork
Shit I just want the office job so I can quit being killed for nearly minimum wage. Plus I hate the cold.
I just want food service workers to be treated like actual people. I love cooking food but between corporate and customers I'm at a limit 😮💨
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I don't know if, knowing what I know now about how Shakleton's trip went, I would sign up for an expedition on the Endurance.
If you sign up for an expedition and things go wrong, you better hope it’s with Shackleton.
If I remember right, he hammered nails through his boots to make primitive ice cleats, hiked out of there with a small group to safety, then immediately returned with help to rescue his men. Dude was a badass.
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The sea is a cruel mistress me hearties 🏴☠️
Many good jobs from the past are no more such a shame.
I'll pass on trans antarctic trips. I'm not a fan of the cold, and it's very cold down there. Now trans Atlantic.... YES!
Yeah no one ever got cold on a trans-atlantic ship, no sir, not even in April 1912.
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As long as we have access to modern medicine I'm game!
Here’s an orange
On a scale from 1-100, how many teeth does the surgeon's bone-saw have?
Just make sure to choose the right type of boat.
Cuz shackelton did not.
I wouldn't go on a trans antarctic trip; I wouldn't want the cold air blowing up my skirt.
I read this as leaving one's job because the boss asked them to go on a ship for the office tembuilding exercise or something. I'd have to sleep on it myself, I think.
Me, even after watching the terror: (👁 ͜ʖ👁)
Eh, give me a one way ticket to Mars and we can talk.
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