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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there's too many autodialing hiker rescue scams these days tbh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

True. Yesterday my grandson wanted to save me from the mountaintop if I give him a million dollars. I almost did it but I remembered that I'm not in the mountains and neither do I have kids, much less grandkids.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How the hell could you be lost if you have cell service?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They weren't lost.

[–] JoShmoe 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The story should be Hiker Forcibly Returned from their Vacation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Is was the boss calling, rescuing from leisure time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If im ever lost on the mountains only contact me through this site

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did the rescuers get the hiker's number?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Luckily the rescuers had a side hustle where they'd scam Chinese immigrants by telling them their visa is no longer valid.