Games

I guess I live in Dark Sun now

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

I’d be screwed, because the last game I played was Dying Light 1. I have a fleeting feeling that I’m not athletic enough to climb skyscrapers and buildings.

I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.

What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT

Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.

Trackmania

Probably be killed and eaten by the very first monster encounter I have.

So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.

I go hollow, probably

Guess I'm gonna live in the metros.

I mean. Either I am an Idol (a greek god), or just your average person living a normal life. Suppose not much would change xD.

I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can

I struggle between by fear of spiders and love of angry violent women in black leather

I die. Then I wake up in my fancy coffin again just to die again a bit later. But at least I have a nice house and some servants.

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.

I‘d probably die in the French revolution

I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

I'd reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there's now two of them on my desk. I'm about to have a very bad day~

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

Schadenfreude and kill bind

I'd probably get killed by a giant ant.

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub