this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

smoking is what cancels the body's natural magnetism which is the force that causes telephone poles and AA missiles to be pulled to you.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It seems the trick is to avoid half measures.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I already drink heavily, guess I have to take up smoking.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to say "Dengists aren't a thing, log off reddit and go outside nerd"

I may have to rethink that

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You logged off Reddit, came here, and were proven incorrect

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Thanks Obama

Dengists still aren't real though

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Guess I'll need to drink more in order to live longer then

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

not true, Lei Feng is immortal

Mao also drank and was a "womanizer" right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So hard to find opium :(