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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

hentai-free This phone is hentai free. Looking for it? Leave.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OP when asked if they'd figured out how to trigger it:

I'm trying to find triggers, what I can say is that most of what I've viewed is AI gen pornography and either on lemmy or my own device, because I make it.

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine AI generating freakish tentacle-handed naked anime girls because somehow there isn't enough pornography out there for you

I completely agree with the phone on this one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's like making your own food vs ordering something!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Drawing the naked anime girls yourself is like making your own food. AI generating naked anime girls is like telling a robot to go steal random phallic objects from a farm and hoping they're carrots

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Having your own thief robot sounds badass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Its more like putting a hot pocket in the microwave instead of ordering something.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This sounds ridiculous, some floating barely visible text? Like it is one of those subliminal messages? If Huawei actually does this on purpose that is unfathomably based. But I feel like he's just been hacked?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's apparently working on getting proof lol. He said he he doesn't have access to a second camera unless his roommates are around.

Its almost certainly not real but the hypothetical scenario that the filter has a "subliminally fat shame Anglos" mode it switches to when not in China is fucking hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Loooooool they updated:

spoiler

UPDATE: Crisis Averted.

So…it’s both not what I thought it was, and what I thought it was.

Turns out my 5 year old phone has developed some rendering issues. The message I can only assume is the result of an image being turned sideways getting caught in the renderer’s cache or buffer and presenting as a ‘ghost’ similar to burn in. The image in question was a meme right here on lemmy:

https://lemmy.zip/post/4349105

And presented as below but with less than 1% opacity.


[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Most sane anti-China lemmy world user

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

It's almost literally 'China shat my pants'

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I will not be updating my user tag lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Link: https://lemmy.world/post/7044873

Lmao, I didn't notice my user tag in the screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

This post is such parody levels of China-bad-brainworms and all the comments are only about how you shouldn't have Chinese products stalin-stressed

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine getting owned by your Chinese phone

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nobody should be doing sex or using porn. Nobody. Huawei is doing the Good Lord’s work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"THE NUDITY IS FUN UNTIL YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE OVERWEIGHT"

That may not discourage some people with some specific kinks garf-chan

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I like that this (very real) anti-porn filter doesn't do anything to stop you from watching porn, but just shows you a mildly disapproving message if you do.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

There should be a pro-porn filter that censors everything that isn't porn and calls you a vanilla bitch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

The comments are so awful. Just idiotic xenophobic nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

omg that's the fucking dork that posted the lemmygrad defederation meme and called us Nazis in the comments

Also went on to post about how "as a democratic socialist, I don't understand how these people can claim to be Communist but call themselves materialistic at the same time"

Very big brained understander

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is obviously fake