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Pronouns joke (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Abbott: What are your pronouns?

Costello: My pronouns? I/me I guess.

Abbott: That's an odd choice, but I'll do my best to get my pronouns right.

Costello: Why would you have trouble getting your own pronouns right?

Abbott: I don't have any trouble with my pronouns, but mine are a little confusing.

Costello: You just said the same thing twice.

Abbott: I just asked me what pronouns I use, and I said I/me.

Costello: No you asked me that. I said that.

Abbott: Exactly.

Costello: I'm confused.

Abbott: Well that makes two of me.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What does a non-binary prospector say?

Answer

"There's gold in them/their hills."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Needs to be pronounced "thar" though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

this post brought to you by the test hexbear letting me dig up my posts from two years ago again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the pronouns of all the players on the team, so I know how to cheer for them?