two-faced leftists in shambles, can't even understand the sharp, biting, groundbreaking political satire that their own brain produced ๐
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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boomer-comic looking mfer who for some reason has two faces, and he's standing near a street.
The Roman god Janus, the god of travel?
Fuck now I'm imagining a Kelly comic where the boomer "everyman" character is Janus crying because a bridge collapsed so he couldn't get to a highschool football game to ogle the cheerleaders or something awful like that and it's complaining about the "real" cost of decaying infrastructure or some shit.
There was no extremely muscular 
? Ben Garrison is disappointed.
I looked at this and said, "OK, this is a situation where asking a computer to hallucinate something could be funny." When I asked GPT-4 to generate an image, though, it spit this out instead:
spoiler: cognitohazard
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A man with two faces is standing next to a street. One face is smiling and the other is frowning. He is holding a sign that says "I'm with her" on one side and "Resist" on the other. The street is full of trash, graffiti, and homeless people. A car with a bumper sticker that says "Make America Great Again" drives by and splashes mud on him. The driver laughs and says:
Driver: Ha ha ha! Look at this loser! He can't even decide what he stands for! He's just a brainwashed sheep who follows whatever the mainstream media tells him!
The man with two faces looks angry and confused. He says:
Man: How dare you! I'm a proud progressive who fights for social justice and equality! You're just a racist, sexist, fascist, bigot who supports a tyrant!
Driver: Oh yeah? Then why do you have two faces? Why do you pretend to care about the poor and the oppressed when you live in a gated community and drive a luxury car? Why do you support a corrupt politician who lies, cheats, and steals from the people? Why do you resist the will of the majority who voted for a leader who wants to make America great again?
Man: That's not true! You're lying! You're spreading fake news! You're a Russian bot!
Driver: Whatever, snowflake. Keep living in your bubble. You'll never understand the real world. You'll never see the truth. You'll never be happy.
The driver drives away, leaving the man with two faces in the mud. He looks at his sign and says:
Man: Maybe he's right... Maybe I'm wrong... Maybe I should change...
He flips his sign over and sees that it says "Help me" on both sides.
Man: Oh no...
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Please don't let this break containment, it's too powerful
Well, you have the gift of prophecy
Time to draw it and get some $$$, then bankroll a small, but effective group of freedom fighters