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[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (7 children)

True statement. Miss me with that truck-beer-girl-dog shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Steve Goodman and John Prine are said to have written the "perfect" country song. Incorporating as it does trucks, trains, the rain, mama, drinkin' and prison.

"Well, I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got run over by a damned old train..."

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm sure there's some dumbass country "truck-beer-girl-dog" songs that are great. Haven't heard any but still

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Don't forget jeans. Gotta throw those in

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

It called hick-hop

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah this is more folk, like Fleetwood Mac or others. What would be called stadium country is pure trash, but god damn that folk music..

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

🎶WEST VIRGINIA!

MOUNT YER MAMMA!

TAKE ME HOME!

TO MY COUSIN'S HOLE!🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hot cousin is just free xp you're not sure if you want to farm

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The original music vid is funny how sincere it is.

https://youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg

I liked the memes too

https://youtu.be/RWc-7Q8NbVA?t=2m29s

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you haven't seen it, I implore you to watch the Studio Ghibli film Whisper of the Heart. This song features heavily. It's my favorite Ghibli film, heck it's possibly my favorite film period.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Just saw it for the first time a couple days ago. Beautiful film. Been keeping a running list of what age I should show Ghibli movies to my niece. I put this one at 13. She turns 4 soon, which I think is a good age to start her with Ponyo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you, this is an unexpectedly wholesome recommendation on a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or sing "Wet Vagina" and see if anyone notices.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Why do you think the other line is "mount'n mamma"?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Had Mr sunshine on his goddamn shoulders ever visited wv he would have changed the lyrics..... Ain't nobody Wana go the the shithole that is wv

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll say this, it's one of the most beautiful states as far as nature goes. Going white-water rafting in the fall when the leaves are changing in the New River Gorge was spectacular. But everything else about the state.... yeah. I traveled quite extensively there when I financially audited a coal company. It's honestly just hopeless how poor and uneducated the people are, and how they vote against their own interests every single time, only making their situation more desperate.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Good ol song about Maryland

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Hell, even Germans love 'em some Country Roads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDFXyIrCmr0

EDIT: Forgot to add, when I met my Filipina fiancé I wasn't sure what sorts of American culture she had been exposed to. LOL, put on Country Roads and she started belting it out. 9 to 5 also!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

It was country music, back when it came out.

Now it would probably be called "Americana" or something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I am not American but I still like these songs.

Highwayman
Wichita Lineman
Hello Walls
Funny how time slips away

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also me whenever Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' comes on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My Filipina gf knew that one too! OTOH, "I do not know, what's this?, Metallica?"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I exclusively associate that song with RTGame on YouTube obliterating his cities in Cities Skylines.

As an aside, IRL I like to call the state "Left Virginia" for ironic shits and giggles.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

The most modern country music I will listen to is Garth Brooks. Unless Country Song by Seether counts as country music.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Give Dixieland Delight a try, similar vibe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Anything by Alabama tbh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

WEST MAKAHA MOUNT KA'ALA Take me home, Braddah Iz 🌈 https://youtu.be/vQJTIlKKYK8?feature=shared

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

This is accurate, I hate country music with a passion but freely acknowledge this is one of the 3 good ones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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