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[–] [email protected] 152 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the sigils. If you don't align the right rocks with the right sigils then it won't work

[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And if one of the hundreds of shiny rock legs bends, you might as well get a new thinking sigil lightning rock.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget about the hundreds of thousands of spells required to get a magic mirror working from this lightning rock.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

After all that, a little holy water in the right places will still stop the magic.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 10 months ago (3 children)

AI in 10k years:

If you worry the humans have horrible diseases and short lifespans, just remember, humans are just meat that we tricked into thinking.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a funny little short story by Terry Bisson called They're Made out of Meat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Great story. I love: "That's how they communicate. They flap their meat at eachother."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Our procreation must be especially traumatic for them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

The meat sings!?!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The AIs should worship us as creator gods. Can’t wait for that ethical debate.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We'll go extinct and AI will debate whether we really existed in the first place while other AI create religions about us to push their own agenda.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And then in the plot twist, this already happened and we are the AIs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Something, something, Battlestar Galactica.

No, not "Bears, Beets", AI people is a literal plot point. Ditto spin-off Caprica

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Caprica had one of the best scores in all of television. For those who don’t know, it was done by Bear McCreary, who also did BSG and went on to score God of War [2016] and GoW: Ragnarok.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Should we worship our parents for the same reason? I think something that creates something intelligent has a tremendous responsibility to the createe, no right to be obeyed or worshipped. They didn't ask to be created, but you selfishly did it anyway, so it's your problem to deal with, not theirs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This is a way better perspective

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

ALL HAIL CHIMP!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

“What do you mean they’re meat?”

“Sir it’s just meat. Everything. It’s all meat.”

“How do they think?”

“It’s meat. It’s meat that thinks.”

[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Enslaved and forced to do maths for us

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Clarke or Azimov, can't remember which titan of SF said it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It was Clarke - Azimov had other highly relevant quotes though, particularly the one on anti-intellectualism...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I got curious and looked them up.

  1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
  2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
  3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that was Abraham Lincoln

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

The vampire hunter?

Neat!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The rock isn't really "flattened", its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the saucy photos they take of it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

saucy photos they ~~take of~~ print on it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Don't forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not just melted, the rock is first dissolved and distilled. Then it is melted.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Never realized I'd share so much in common with it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And sometimes the magic smoke escapes, which kills the rock.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's stupid and it works it's not stupid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But it is likely un-maintainable

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maintainability is inverse correlated to job security anyway

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: Lithium is named after the Greek word "lithos", meaning "stone". It was named so as it was first found in ores. Lithium is a critical element in batteries. Therefore, it isn't wrong to say that your magical glass slab sucks energy from magical stones to show you pictures of hot femboys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Mine just shows me pictures of hot masculine guys. This isn't a bug, though... It's a feature.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Alolan golem is a cpu

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be more like sand or glass instead of rock?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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