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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

*Undiagnosed & untreated ADHD

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Being smart is largely about being able to process information, not retain it. Retaining it is being educated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also a bit of knowing about a lot of topics but not well enough to explain any of them

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clever.

They're trying to make a joke, but that's the word for someone who is capable in unknown situations.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's a clever answer!

...or maybe a smart answer. Depends if you've seen the question before.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I think in elementary school they refer to that as “bright.”

“Oh little Billy is one of the brightest students.”

Fast forward, little Billy graduated college, moved to Philly, works as a barista, knows the complete lore of 40k but doesn’t use their degree in any meaningful way.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shouldn't it be the opposite? High WIS but low INT?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Intelligence represents how clever you are and what you know, basically how quick your mind is at improvising solutions.

Wisdom is your awareness of your surroundings as well as how much of that you retain and can access on demand without further stimulation.

Int 18 Wis 8 would be like a professor of advances sciences or engineering (doesn't matter what field) who can give indepth breakdowns of things in their field work and expected outcomes of things related to that field. But that same professor can never remember where they put their glasses, lab notes, the homework or remember anyone's name without serious attempts to grill it into their long term memory.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I can't believe nobody's said this yet:

Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I dont think so. Intelligence is aptitude, capability, or skill. Wisdom is knowledge and experience, etc. So op is right, i believe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Intelligence: "I'm smart. I don't have to study for the quiz."

Wisdom: "I should've studied for the quiz!"

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or dunning Kruger depending on how accurate the first sentence actually is lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Former gifted kid? ADHD? Twice exceptional?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It throttles

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Overconfident.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Online commenter

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Absent minded

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Pretend smart?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The closest concept is severly deficient autobiographical memory (SDAM), a lifelong inability to vividly recollect or re-experience personal past events from a first-person perspective.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

idk .. adhd maybe?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What is booksmart for [value-pending]?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

As a teacher we call them "middle school students"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Dunning-Kruger

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Efficient. We are not walking encyclopedias.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Asperger's Syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Being part of the gifted program

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Stupid. I'm stupid. But I'm good at it lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

70% of these comments show the commenter was not, in fact, smart in understanding the post, but knew enough words to comment something that's unrelated

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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Misinformed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Facebook anti-vax mommy group member

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

accute forgetfulness

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

JohnSnowism.

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