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[–] [email protected] 266 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 185 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 116 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You will have fun, whether you like it or not.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Congratulations, you are having fun. Please do not resist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The DnD will continue until morale improves

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves. Does a 12 hit?

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Too light a punishment, I say!

[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"we're wargaming sir" "With goblins and wizards?" "Yes"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

"The greatest threat to security policy is the belief that there is no threat."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

"Real world Russian capabilities are shown to be lacking, so the Red Menace are now Red Wizards."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ehh really depends on your boss. And honestly it depends on you also. If either of you can't separate work from personal time then you really shouldn't be hanging out. But for most of the bosses I've had, some lighthearted social time outside of work was perfectly fine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Monopoly destroys families. That's like the one game I will not play with my boss.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Please tell me you can play a single campaign without playing the horny bard, buying slaves, or torturing goblin prisoners

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Can vary. If they were all planning to come anyway, this is just hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's just silly. I DM for a group made out of two of my employees and two other people in different teams. It's only brought us together more, now we do stuff for each other's birthdays and have our own inside jokes and shit, there's only been positive outcomes.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

This is why you shouldn't try and make friends with your boss. Too much of a power difference.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Imagine being a private and marrying a Major. She could just order me to mow the lawn, haha. she could order me to cook dinner every night and wear a slutty apron while I do it lol. She could order me to go down on her while she does paperwork and writes up punishments for other male soldiers under her command who have messed up during the week. She could make me lay down face up while she does pushups with her hands around my throat so she's choking me out the whole time. Geez that would be funny, right guys? Haha!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Haha.. unless?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Soldiers have the duty to disobey orders that are illegal or unconstitutional, so she could not make you wear a slutty apron because that would likely violate your right to personal identity.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Aaawww... *sadly takes it dow

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Generally people don't commit to a campaign if it's not something they want to do. In my experience, the "scheduling conflicts" referred to are probably other responsibilities outside player control. I can't claim to be intimately familiar with military life, but I presume they aren't being ordered to supercede the players' will to be there, but to take advantage of the military hierarchy to clear their play time from other orders.

I play with the person who makes my schedule, and it's awesome.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

u.s. troops playing d&d instead of murdering people is a win in my book

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

what if I told you more of us play dnd than kill people in the first place?

And we agree, way more fun

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

From what I see its paid pay ... sign me up for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Captain.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

Hope this works/eases stuff up.

Scheduling problems are real, and a big headache!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Well that's one way to increase recruitment. Mandatory D&D time.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Kraken Kampaign…. That’s one letter short of being a bit concerning…

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact. In Finland KKK is known for "Kylmä, Koho, Kompressio" or in English, "cold, lift up, compression" for treating common sport injuries

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Aahhh, fellow KDE Kenjoyer 😏

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

KDE Kampaign Kreator

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

It’s probably nothing. You could say the same about “Krusty Krab.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Kraken Kampaign of Karnage

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Average KDE enjoyer

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Yes! That's fuuuuuuckin glorious

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

It's a "team building" exercise in office/corporate life. Lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Rocks fall, you die. The campaign is over.

Then email everyone but her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why's the picture so stretched?

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