this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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I've got news for you, crackpot. The rapture already happened and you, the self-righteous, have been left behind with us, the great unbelieving. Let that sink in.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

The rapture happened in 2012 just like the Mayans predicted.

Only Harambe was taken.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be funny if this thing had actually happened and nobody noticed because everybody's still here?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I felt a pain in my arm .... I think I almost made it :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was the pain in the same arm you were masturbating with?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe that's why I wasn't taken up?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's already happened, and that's why everything seems to have gotten worse in the past few years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I wish it would happen. All the Christians suddenly gone? Sign me up.