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[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you're the best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You have vpl, bro.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

This comment reminds me of the women's pants episode of the it crowd

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

It was the second line that really sold it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can hear faint sounds of Bernie Sanders yelling at you to act like an adult from DC.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I feel bad for anyone remotely reasonable left in politics at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being willing to fight a citizen but unwilling to say ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Of course they have standards!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Dumbest fucking timeline.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And... no it is not, but they share the same temperament.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

slices of the the same asshole pie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, must have just gotten lost in the wash for me.

At any rate, I’m just waiting for all these regressive idiots preoccupied with “alpha-ness” to realize that literally everyone else is laughing at them, and not in a nice way.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend's nose?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You can pick any nose you want at least once.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

GOP, the party of immature man-children.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Nah, they aren't limited to just immature men, they've got plenty of female bozos these days. Equality fck yea!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Honestly, from definition thst sure makes him one. Classic R....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Rejoice! The reigns of responsibility have been removed! The uncouth unshackled! Bask in the bliss of the brutish! The waking world wanes as the apethetic applies anesthesia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of that SNL Skit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hey fun fact: you pinkie is a perfect fit for your nostril