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I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you're the best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You have vpl, bro.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This comment reminds me of the women's pants episode of the it crowd

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

It was the second line that really sold it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can hear faint sounds of Bernie Sanders yelling at you to act like an adult from DC.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel bad for anyone remotely reasonable left in politics at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine being willing to fight a citizen but unwilling to say ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Of course they have standards!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Dumbest fucking timeline.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And... no it is not, but they share the same temperament.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

slices of the the same asshole pie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, must have just gotten lost in the wash for me.

At any rate, I’m just waiting for all these regressive idiots preoccupied with “alpha-ness” to realize that literally everyone else is laughing at them, and not in a nice way.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend's nose?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You can pick any nose you want at least once.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GOP, the party of immature man-children.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, they aren't limited to just immature men, they've got plenty of female bozos these days. Equality fck yea!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly, from definition thst sure makes him one. Classic R....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Rejoice! The reigns of responsibility have been removed! The uncouth unshackled! Bask in the bliss of the brutish! The waking world wanes as the apethetic applies anesthesia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of that SNL Skit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hey fun fact: you pinkie is a perfect fit for your nostril