Please dont tell me you're all sending pictures of your genitals to the mods. I just sent a picture of a potbelly pig playing in a ball pit and got my account approved the same day.
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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Same kinda thing here - I just sent a video of the cute little grunts and snorts this guy makes when he's happy, he's a little piglet at heart
A fine pup! 
Did you really?
I posted hog.
carcosa keeps coming into my dms telling me i need to send them a picture of my dick first if i dont want my posts removed by the mods for not being post verified already
Look, when you figure out a better way to do it, you just send carcosa a picture of your dick and let us know.
We all had to do it.
And we're not supposed to talk about it. OP will never get verified at this rate.
i just hate that you have to send a new picture every time you wanna post. i'm running out of angles!
Have you tried different colored lights?
Taking a pic of my genitals just to be able to remind you that if you wait 30 days, you can trick the system into accepting the same image twice. Don't do it too often though, sometimes it locks you out of your account.
Use a few mirrors and you'll catch every angle in one photo.
Or get artistic! Make a "Melancholic Hog" photo for some relatability or a "White Roman Sculpture Hog: Biggus Dickus" to appease that one mod who likes to poke fun at RETVRN memes.
I would simply not have balls 
That's the plan eventually.
work in progress
It's to show good faith.
No that's normal what are you talking about
Honestly that was fine but being required to send it in each day in order to compile a composite of my hog and balls over time has been pretty time consuming/frustrating. I’ll keep doing it since it’s a requirement for membership but I’m honestly not happy about it anymore
It's fine, it's a medical thing
Training data to replicate our hogs with AI
hexbear is stealing our hogs, wake up sheeple read the terms of service
Don't tell anyone but you can just send a picture of Destiny and they can't tell the difference.
post-hog is too avant garde for me
They make me do this as a log-in verification now since I revealed (but won't name) I have 335 spare accounts they haven't banned yet.
DoD won three purple hearts, pass it on
Careful, don't hoxx yourself
Please proceed to post the required pictures and I will happily verify you, as a moderator of this comm.
It's fine all I did is send someone else's hog and balls I found on a FOSS database.
That’s “Flash of Supple Sausage” database for anyone new.
This is a bannable offense. I am launching an official investigation.
But it's free and open source hog !
Thanks for the reminder, hog inspection day is December 2. New hog uploads are required to keep your account active. Trust me, these mods will HOUND you
Thank you comrade, I had made the oversight of neglecting to mark that on my calendar.
I will be expecting public posts to be made in an orderly fashion. Everyone is to create their own thread for their pictures so that we may properly archive them. There is to be no blurring. Violators will be sent a link to PPB.
Jokes on you, I have PPB as my browser's homepage.
TIL there is apparently no limit to username length.
BRB Making the first chapter of capital my username
there is but its really long, my username is clarence thomas's full address
No, we all had to do it. It's fine.
That's the reason I even joined 
It is the way of our people
I tried to register my next alt and failed the captcha lol
They only ask libs to do that
no. what's weird about that, are you homophobic? send me a picture of your balls i need to verify you're not