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Traffic lights always have the green light at the bottom to be inclusive to speeding people (and colorblinds)
I'm red green colorblind and never had an issue with the traffic lights colors.
I have had days where the sun was so bright i could barely make out what light was on.
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In Canada yellow means stop, unless it's too late to stop then you need to get through the intersection during the grace period before it turns red.
Does it mean something else in the USA?
no, that is pretty much what it means in the USA. it is a heads up the light will be red in a moment
That’s the legal purpose of a yellow light, yes. However people have been getting worse and worse with actually following it. Now on green I always wait a few seconds for some yahoo to come flying through on the side street claiming he made it on yellow
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I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast.
I did not expect a sick Starman reference today.
It's almost the only thing I remember from the movie to be honest.
I have a soft spot for Karen Allen but it's not in the top five John Carpenter films.
I remember this from Taxi also
"There are four lights!"
"I'm sorry, that is incorrect. I'm afraid you've failed your driver's test and will not be issued a license to operate a motor vehicle at this time."
Are you driving a tram?
Tram lights:
Yeah, but it literally doesn't mean that. It just means "warning."
Edit: in most US jurisdictions, it means warning. TIL about Canada and UK rules. Good thing I never got pulled over there for that. Thankfully the UK has more roundabouts, too.
It means "if you are able to stop safely, you MUST STOP. Otherwise, you must go through the light quickly".
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i remember visiting extended family back in, i think, the early 80s. down in alabama or something. their traffic lights went green>yellow>red, as expected. but then went red>yellow>green.
This is normal in Europe too, and actually helps to clear up the traffic. You see red+yellow lights on, you put on first gear and prepare to start moving.
in many (maybe even 'most') american towns and cities, there would be too many drivers going on that yellow and not waiting for the green.
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What would you expect them to do? Go straight from red to green?
That's what normally happens
Purple.
Green!!
That's what traffic lights do here in Spain. I don't actually know if Red-yellow-green has any advantage
That's the part where you spin your tires to burn
In the UK, they go Green-Yellow-Red-Yellow-Green, which seems pretty sensible to me.
Imagine green-blinking green-yellow-red-red+yellow-green.
Czechs do this too. Gives you time to menacingly rev your engine at the car next to you.
I've seen that in some German places as well
All German places I've seen, this seems to be a national thing.
@zout No. Green, Yellow, Red, Red+Yellow, Green...
There. Are. Four. Phases.
After Yellow always comes Red. (At least in Germany)
Never noticed this, will look out for this next time I cross the border.
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I bet traffic lights are extremely triggering for Picard. The whole "there are four lights" thing. Plus one of the lights is green which probably reminds him of every borg device ever.
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I read this to my wife.
Her response was "Stop."
"No honey, that would be the red light."
Yellow means stop, unless you are going to fast to reasonably stop before the intersection
She's right actually
Yeah.. the red light/green light game really messed up people’s understanding of what the yellow light is for.
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I hope this idiot doesn't get driver license
This joke needs to be delivered by Commander Kruge (from The Search for Spock), not Captain Picard.
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