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Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

Nobody tell this guy about beer

Blue cheese is fucking delicious. Fick off

OMG, you're eating bread? Don't you know that's made with the same stuff that infects vaginas?!

Blue cheese is one of the most tasty cheeses. You can say I'm eating mold as many times as you want. I do not give a flying fuck. Shit is absolute S tier cheese.

Also some antibiotics are made from mold. People need to wake the fuck up and realize that blue cheese is god damn delicious.

Are you also against penicillin? Because that's just refined mold.

Blue cheese is the best, and I will fist fight anyone who says otherwise.

You don't eat blue cheese because you don't like the mold
I don't eat blue cheese because I can't afford it

We are not the same

Mold is a fungus. Same group as mushrooms, yeast, etc. Some mushrooms are edible and delicious. So are some molds. The mold in blue cheese is not the same as the kind that makes food inedible.

blue cheese has mold in it

you have shit in you.

Cheese doesn't sound that great when you think of it as milk that's been left in a cave for a year and infested with bacteria

Penicillium roqueforti is our friend! Unless it's in grain, then it makes toxic compounds and causes spoilage. So it's our frenemy.

Blue cheese is delicious though! Especially with hot wings!

I am literally eating blue cheese and enjoying the fuck off it, it's the king of cheeses for me.

Reminds me of this classic:

I know, it's not buttered noodles and tendies. The horror.

Imagine thinking eating spoiled milk from a cow isn't weird, but the mold part is. There are quite a few cases where mold is good. It's not like blue cheese is the exception.

Pretty much anything containing some form bread, like pastries, pizza and well bread, is commonly made with yeast which is also a fungus just like mold.

Mfw downing shots of apple cider vinegar for “health benefits”

That's nothing. There are even worse cheeses out there.

Also aspergillus is used in the production of ricewine and sake. Moldy food is all over the place.

I assume you also find disgusting alcohol and all the other products obtained through fermentation? Or is stuff eaten by bacteria somehow better than fungi?

You can't eat a big bite of it. That's a rookie move. Just a little bit on a triscuit, maybe some mustard or salami with it, fucking mint.

Blue Cheese is the IPA of cheese. It has a lot of “flavor” which makes you think it’s “good” but… is it? It’s good, but not slap-your-own-mother amazingly life changing. I used to love it, but got tired of being punched in the face, and started to appreciate subtlety way more. Same with beers. I still like an IPA occasionally, if it’s of a higher quality, not just WE FUCKED ONE MILLION HOPS INTO THIS. It’s the same bullshit with “truffles”. Not really that good, thrown onto cheap garbage food to mark it up by $10. Again, the good, real truffles, are actually quite nice (and hard to come by for obvious reasons).

I've grown to like a lot of tastes I've previously hated. Salted herring, olives, strong cheeses, whiskey... but moldy cheese is never going to happen. My body autonomously removes the piece of moldy food from my mouth and attempts to also empty my stomach just in case.