this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A meal fit for an Irish king. Or Kevin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

These things are not exclusive. In fact, they are inclusive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I still haven't figured out which word I'm supposed to replace with Kevin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

...with milk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Cheese, beef tartare, and Soylent Green.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Holodeck Flavor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The original, Blue Raspberry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

MSG is pretty versatile, and complimentary so that seems like the Swiss Army Knife of your neural tastepaks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Uncle Rodger would claim that literally all of my signature dishes, aka the dishes that I created, have far too much sugar, and no MSG.

He would approve of my Egg Fried Rice. Egg, day old rice, shioxing wine, soy sauce, a touch of oyster sauce, green onion, carrots, white onion, garlic, and a tiny bit of ginger, seasoned with 40% salt, 40% white pepper, and 20% MSG.

Far more than Egg Fried Rice "needs," but a delicious gourmet dish that I can create in my own home kitchen, though it doesn't have the Wok Hei that the 750°F/ 100,000 BTU wok stove I had in professional kitchens would produce.

Edit: All that said, I still love Uncle Rodger, he reminds me of the two Chinese expats that taught me how to cook Chinese food.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People say vanilla is a boring flavor, but it's not. It's a versatile flavor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You can combine it with nearly anything and it will work. I love chocolate, but I'm unconvinced that it would work as the ice cream flavor in a float, for example. Vanilla? So long as the other flavor is sweet, it will work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When I was younger … OOooooo

Now that I’m older I have questions. Such as what kind of bus is that using and, those connectors seem pretty easy to dislodge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Is this coffee? It looks like coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Cheese flavor is the way to go here.

But given the color, I'm reminded of restaurant soda syrup bags. So is this one Dr. Pepper or Coke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Laughs in RCA / BNC connectors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think they're supposed to be hose connectors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That picture is so much better than the original. At first it looked like an old ISA soundcard wrapped in anti-static. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Coffee, black.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The Ferengi would make a Juicero for this, call it Gello

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I heard the packs on Deck 8 have PB&J."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

What's the big monster Iman turned into in Star Trek VI?

That flavor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

How many valves does one pack need?
Engineering: yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Personally I prefer the subtle notes from a ripe squeeze of biomimetic gel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Cheese flavored. Neelix makes the best cheese for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Glowing Blue. It's the best flavor of anything, in any universe real or fictional.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Cheese flavored. Neelix makes the best cheese for it.