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[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, good old metric time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They tried it in France after the revolution IIRC. Didn't work all that well :)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (15 children)

You probably grew up in the era of digital clocks and watches. If you used an analog watch you would know why it was easier to say a quarter to 10. 😁

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

To make me show up 30 minutes late because I misheard it as quarter past 10?

Way easier to just say and understand 9:45 with whatever clock you use.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Commented just to say that this is the way it should be written, if it was a quarter to ten.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hate to be a stickler, but wouldn't 9:75 actually be a quarter AFTER 10 seeing as how it'd be 10:15 equivalent?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid you're not counting all 100 minutes in an hour.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ah damn. I used imperial time units instead of metric. My bad.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

the International Bureau of Weights and Measures wants to know your location

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

decimal time - another miracle of the french revolution

In 1788, Claude Boniface Collignon proposed dividing the day into 10 hours or 1,000 minutes, each new hour into 100 minutes, each new minute into 1,000 seconds, and each new second into 1,000 tierces (older French for "third"). The distance the twilight zone travels in one such tierce at the equator, which would be one-billionth of the circumference of the earth, would be a new unit of length, provisionally called a half-handbreadth, equal to four modern centimetres. Further, the new tierce would be divided into 1,000 quatierces, which he called "microscopic points of time". He also suggested a week of 10 days and dividing the year into 10 "solar months".[7]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I prefer saying it's 9:270°

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You joke, but some people are actually that dumb.

I used to work in the oilfield, first day on a new rig with a new company. We were swabbing (pulling fluid samples, super laid back work) and had 2 guys on, 2 guys off.

Sitting in the doghouse our driller yells over to the rig asking what time it is, I check the clock and yell back "About twenty to four" dude puts his hands on his hips like Karen would and starts to glare at me. My push leans out the window and yelled "Two Four Zero" blew my fucking mind.

Few days later he was dropping people off and we were at a new site so he changed pick up time to quarter to six. But in his mind that meant 25 minutes before 6, or 5:35. Needless to say he got there and I wasn't ready, which as a new roughneck on a crew is a cardinal sin.

Got in the truck and we drove about a block and I apologized and said I wasn't expecting him so soon. Dude pulled over looked over his shoulder at me and said "How quarters in a dollar, retard?". I replied "Four?" "Wrong twenty five!"

Needless to say that job didn't last long for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's hard to imagine. I guess some people just don't picture a clockface or proportional time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

This dude was just a crack head whose father happened to own a rig company.

He couldn't write his own name, basic math skills was a luxury he didn't enjoy, but he was a genius when it came to fixing diesel engines and hydraulics.

Truly an enigma amoung men.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (15 children)

I'm not sure if this meme is doubly trolling me here, but please tell me nobody says "a quarter til ten" instead of "quarter to ten"!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's the difference?

Maybe it's having been raised in the south, but I'm used to hearing both. Maybe it's a regional difference?

Though if I go for til these days, I'm more likely to say until rather than just til lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

In german you'd just say quarter ten, half ten and three quarters ten for 9:15, 9:30 and 9:45 respectively

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"how much does a ticket cost?"

"A quarter til 3"

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

When I was a child, I lived in walking distance of my elementary school. One time my mom had to work early so she couldn't be there to see me off to school. I was old enough to walk by myself at that point, but I relied on her to tell me when to go. Since she wasn't going to be there, she told me to leave at "quarter after 7" so I could be there on time.

I left at 7:25 because a quarter is 25, right?

I got in trouble for being late to school. Instructions unclear, Mom!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It 645 mins since the start of the day

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The current time is 1702477545

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I was scrolling to find this answer, ty for your service 🫡

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

So, half past 9 is 9:50. I'll be damned.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

nine-colon-seventyfive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's 3/4 10

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They should intentionally make it smell real bad to discourage people to do that, like how Nintendo made ds/3ds cartridges taste bad so little kids wouldn't try and put them in their mouths

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I am so confused by your comment. Did you comment on the right post? What would you make smell bad in this context

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

definitely meant to comment on another post, super weird! I was reading a nottheonion post about how Steam was telling people not to huff the air coming out of the Steamdeck. Wonder if i hit a bug on the kbin mobile website? Hoping this reply actually goes to you and not some other post!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I agree, it would be cool if it smelled bad when people told time wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

we already did that to the us measuring system but it just gave them bad taste

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

How about just half past or quarter till?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

my parents always say it's "quarter of". I can't make it make sense.

[–] tigeruppercut 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I knew a mathy type who would occasionally jokingly say "a third past"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I think Kafka used stuff like "two and a third" sometimes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Right?!

Quarter til, quarter after...those are easy to understand. Same goes for half past.

But quarter of? I have no idea how that relates to the passage of time.

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