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Based on a true story: When the gym loses power. (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Tredcels: wojak-nooo

Elliptichads: gigachad

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Eliliptichads: Carefully step off their elliptical, plug it into the wall, get back on, now everyone has power gigachad-hd

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay... so... I know this isn't a good thought to have and then giggle about inside my head, but thinking of a sudden power outage while somebody is just trucking along then suddenly taking the front of the treadmill in their solar-plexus as they suddenly go shooting forward... peltier-laugh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Luckily the guy on the treadmill managed to grab onto the handrails and jump on the sides before that happened.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Rowing machine Chads stay winning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Look, if you can light up that gym, you can light up a neighborhood