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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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It's hard to explain how the background buzz of a bar changes after an attractive person walks in, you have to hear it to understand it.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

When they started adding subtitles to porn and saw the Penis makes a schwoop noise

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

[slide whistle]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

[erection noises]

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That’s why I installed a silencer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Getting the threading installed was a pain, but it sure was worth it.

Kinda regret not going for the upsell on the pic rail. So many attachments these days…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Is that a swarm of locust outside or are you just happy to see me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was going to block this com bc it's continuously unfunny, then I saw this post to make me reconsider

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

hillary-assassin make me laugh NOW

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago