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Russia and Ukraine begin negotiations.
Leaked sex tape of Biden and Trump together.
China begins reunification process with Taiwan.
Another European country elects a fascist.
I begin process of getting a gf
Argentinians start to realize shit's fucked
I begin process of getting a gf
Hell Yeah brother, good luck
Lots of bad weather in general. Also solar flares and floods, how bad? Fuck if I know you asked for predictions. Meili's probably going to step back into a position in his own cabinet once he's felt someone dare insult him for being a murderer fuckup. US politics will be a trainwreck per usual, election bullshit won't stop even into next year again.
Biden pardons Trump for something.
Oh god lmao. I could see this happening.
(Attempted) Chinese and/or Korean reunification: 7
Biden wins popular vote, loses electoral vote: 2
Liberals blame leftists for not voting hard enough: 1
Biden narrowly wins, little material difference from a Trump victory: 2
George Santos runs for office as a Democrat: 10
Human Pet Guy arrested for being a sex pest of some sort: 3
Red Scare Pod hosts become Posadists: 12
Colleges required to ban trans students from sports or lose federal funding under new supreme court title ix interpretation: 4
COVID surges in summer, pandemic will be ignored: 3
January 6 pt. II: 4
Biden attempts to talk to protesters and is shot: 20 Lauren Bobert joins mob, injured due to tazer misuse
Silksong doesn't come out: 1
Tom Scott ends hiatus after 3 months: 4
Natalie Wynn or Abigail Thorne get major role in Hollywod film: 5
Sam Altman forms tech-priests: 7
Elon Musk's daughter becomes a leftist podcast host: 8
Florida outlaws EVs (under 100,000): 6
USS Gerald R. Ford reruns to Israel, gets damaged due to technical error with Israeli artillery: 9
The situation in Palestine worsens as Israel takes more desperate measures to suppress decolonization, yet has marginal effect on militants: 1
ChatGPT gets progressively worse as model collapse kicks in: 3
Vegas Sphere gets hacked: 5
US Airlines grind to total halt due to bug, COBOL bergentruckung awakened from hibernation in New Jersey home: 2
I stop being paralyzed by anxiety and start transitioning: 1
"I stop being paralyzed by anxiety and start transitioning: 1"
Right wing government in portugal
I continue being a piece of garbage
US goes full on mask off, cast away what little trappings and illusions it had of its silly baby lib democracy pandering, and possibly seriously starts Balkanizing beyond that red-blue thing. Even the most ostrich head in sand former US-educated petite-bourgeois PMC historian would admit 'yep, 2024 is when it all went down for real'.