Maybe they realized they don't need politicians to the degree they once did and see it as a waste. Their wishes are implicit policy at this point.
:fucking-liberals-luigi:
If I were a dem operative I would push the Epstein shit and I told my buddy that right away. They are prob gonna give him a 21 gun salute.
Yeah worst case scenario. Should have got the Abe treatment
Where is the liberal driller when we needed him the most
Jesus. Last thing we need is for him to become a martyr
Go to somewhere that repairs laptops and ask if they have extras
Certainly better than grandstanding. Thank you. My points stand. There is no way to vet any of this. It is either caveat emptor or full ban. I am fine with either.
Ok well I am glad my instincts about this not being a serious post were correct then
Already given him important advice such as:
If you ever want a break just ask your co-workers what harry potter house they are - libs love that shit 20 minute break easy.
and
If you're going to quit / get fired just start telling callers you're taking donations to get Bill Clinton's name removed from the Epstein flight logs.
Open to other helpful suggestions
Edit: His description of his supervisor is hilarious but I dunno how much I can share. Apparently they got a Glengary Glen Ross style motivational speech today. This is the best thing to happen to me in a while 
best part is at 37 seconds when even the stoic synthesizer guy has to give it up to the horns
That's just the pope mobile without the engine