X-crements
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Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".
"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."
Tesla Model S Tesla Model 3 Tesla Model X Tesla Model Y
Do you see it?
"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
β nobody, of any gender, ever
GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Xbox series S
Sony playstation 5
Xbox series X
Holy shit
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
"tens"
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Letβs go with βXartsβ
eXcretions
Xitting, pronounced "shitting"
X Γ 2
βTweetβ is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
Elon said theyβre Xβs
I'm sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.
It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"
πcrements
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
An xcreet
twXt
π©
Twerx
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
Tents
seX
Skeets
(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)
pronounced as shits
Turts
idc
Crosses
Apparently, it's called a Post. How boring!
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x
Fuck this stupid post.
kisses your forehead
So "fucks" it is then.
Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"
As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
You have tweets, now they're your Ex
Xzibits
A brainfart
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