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TORONTO – Reacting to news of Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow’s plan to hike property taxes by more than 10%, the 9 or so people that collectively own all Toronto real estate expressed outrage, saying that Chow is making the city unaffordable.

“This city is expensive enough,” said the landlord who owns everything south of Front Street. “For the mayor to then turn around and raise property taxes knowing that I’m obviously going to immediately pass on that cost to my tenants is truly unconscionable.”

“Sure I can only raise the rent so much every year, but if tenants don’t play ball let’s just say I’ve got a cousin moving from overseas who’s going to need their place,” he added.

Members of the small handful of people that own most of Toronto’s houses, townhouses and condos expressed concern that the tax hikes would have a disruptive effect on their cash flow.

“For the odd person here and there who owns a property not owned by me, this is going to cost them another $300-$600 a year, or about $25-$50 a month,” explained a property manager for the consortium who own the west end. “For someone in our situation, this is going to cost us millions of dollars. How am I going to explain to my bosses that we’re going to make slightly less money this year?”

Others were more pointed in their criticism, calling the abrupt property tax hikes “reckless”, and poorly thought out.

“People are struggling to put food on the table, pay their car bills or, in my case, attain the exponential growth that investors have come to expect from REITs no matter what, and this property tax hike isn’t going to help any of us with our equally relatable problems,” said a private investment fund manager who controls Scarborough and most of Leaside.

“It’s almost like they don’t want massive private investment from outside Canada controlling the market of the country’s largest city?” he added.

At press time, Toronto area home improvement stores have already reported a marked uptick in the sale of cheap paint brushes, ladders, plastic tarps, wall mounted shelving, and other mainstays of performatively large renovations that result in the property looking the exact same.

link: https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/01/the-9-people-that-own-all-of-torontos-real-estate-extremely-upset-about-property-tax-hike/

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm in the US and my property taxes went up 30% this year alone. They've more than doubled since I bought the home fifteen years ago. My pay has barely moved. But it isn't just property owners who pay more, renters end up paying for it. The 9 people who own most of Toronto from the article will probably be the least affected in the long run.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

It's a shame our Federal Government only really represents investors and war profiteers, and kind of just ignore the problems of the poor and middle class.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

“It’s almost like they don’t want massive private investment from outside Canada controlling the market of the country’s largest city?” he added.

Is this article satire? If not, how does this person survive being so obtuse?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How have you never heard of the onion before

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is The Beaverton, Canada's far more cultured and refined version of that rag from down south

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah but the community name is The Onion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh hahahaha I didn't notice what /c this was.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, it's satire

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is the onion, it's all satire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This is actually The Beaverton