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[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'd imagine that hair care in the 24th century would be quite a bit better than just a hot iron.

After all, they can regrow skin with a little wavy light thing,

Then again, Gene Roddenberry was once asked about Picard's baldness. The interviewer asked if people would have a cure for baldness in the 24th century, Roddenberry said that they wouldn't care about the baldness in the 24th century.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are people that shave their head that can grow hair even in the 21st century. Picard looks better bald, I think it makes sense as a style choice, and in the 24th century there'd be less societal pressure or shaming in being bald if you choose to be. It's already changing today.

[–] GregorGizeh 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a bald dude let me just say while I have never taken shit for it, and I am also lucky to have a good shaped skull for the wrecking ball aesthetic, if I had the spare cash I would get transplants in a heartbeat.

It is simply a matter of choice, if you want to shave your head because you think it looks good it’s one thing. But if you have to shave your head because you don’t want to look like mid 40s in your 20s, that’s very different.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm 36. Started going bald at 21.

I'm so used to me with a shaved head now that the thought of having hair freaks me out. If someone invented a way to get rid of the remaining bits of hair I have and let me keep my beard I'd jump at it.

[–] GregorGizeh 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah a beard helps a lot with the looks, at least I have that going for me. But still, a nice head of hair would be a welcome change, if only so I don’t immediately sweat into my eyes and face when it’s warm outside. Makes working out very annoying without a sweatband

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Well this guy cares

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I think Patrick Stewart has said he was screen tested with a toupee.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

The transporter can flip that switch. "Worf to O'Brian. Beam with me to 10 forward with a bob."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Oh I thought it was because he was just braiding it at night, never imagined there were Klingon curlers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Worf had a secret career as a beauty vlogger.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Either that or he crimps it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Klingon pain sticks double as curling irons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Does that work the other way around? Can I use curling irons as pain sticks? I only ask because there is someone I wish to poke with pain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's not all worf's hair. Some of it was acquired in battle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now that would be metal Klingon culture. Scalp your enemies and use those as extensions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I think that's why George Washington had 18 dicks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

ultimately he understood Deanna's hair care needs a lot better than Riker ever could, and Will understood that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Worf being asked out on a date by someone he would rather not:

“I can’t that night. I’m doing my hair.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's great. He looks like he has hair like me, which is quite curly IF you take care of it: wash and condition 1-2 times a week. It gets ratty if you don't and the curls start to fall out and they frizz (individual hairs curl separately).

And you can definitely straighten your hair with heat, which holds till a wash.

The old pic below also checks out: grey and white hairs are a different texture and mine are significiantly less curly than the rest of my hair. So it makes sense old Worf's hair is straighter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's disrespectful to the gut you're stabbing to be unkempt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's really not curly, ever. He does have a distinct waviness to it quite often. However, in humans wavy hair can be significantly straightened by just changing shampoo and/or conditioner.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Except his hair was straight the one time we saw Mr Mot cut it (or at least pretend to) and he suggested Worf use a conditioner, so clearly he straightened it without conditioner.

But maybe it was Mr Mot that straightened it to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Deep fucking pull, I'm proud of you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Okay but that drawing looks like it came straight from filmcow.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can't view YouTube videos embedded.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yup, that did it.