this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me looking back at those people:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Me lurking outside these posts and waiting for my moment to reply to someone else's reply:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Me jerking someone off down in the comments of your next post:

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Someone is looking at my posts?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That one random downvote on an otherwise innocuous comment:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

LOL that worked

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Imagine their face once they manage to see the porn I consume

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Here's the best way to get that reaction on Lemmy.

Windows is better than Linux. You can game easier, Install older programs easier, you most likely won't have any issues or have security issues like the Linux crowd says you will. It has amazing built in antivirus and compatibility with tons of hardware. Etc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

On Reddit, it was always saying that I prefer manual transmission over automatic that made people very, very angry. I never have understood that one except to think that some people takes it as a personal insult.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could also say that lowering taxes on the rich is the best way to improve the economy.

I know I'd give it that reaction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Well that's just dumb though. Windows is actually good 👍. The strange point you're trying to prove is basically proving my point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Windows is actually good

It really isn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Me looking through these comments to see if there's any names that I look at like this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Ha, jokes on them, I don't make posts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, the motherfuckers who downvote for whatever reason. 😤

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Occasionally, someone goes through my post history and downvotes every post. I'd love to know who it is just so I can thank them for the amusement.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's actually funny though. I said my fair share of generally downvoted stuff, but most of my replies that weren't completely overlooked end up with something between 10 and 100 likes as well as exactly 1 dislike.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They should see a doctor immediately. Nobody’s skin should be grey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's how my mom looks at me too. (I'm going to hell I guess)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Find you a girl who looks at you like this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Up to 80% of the plot lines in that show were just Mrs. Olson being a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is how I do it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You can't please everyone, the upvotes speak for themselves though - don't let downvotes get you down too hard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This is how I imagine every Lemmy user.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Good. I hope so. Bring it on, lady.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Currently 5 people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The janitor after i get out from the Tacobel's bathroom 👌💥

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How I look at my own posts on reddit from 10 yrs ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For the most part, people are very nice around here especially compared to Reddit and Facebook. Every once in a while, though, because of federation you'll end up in some random thread full of angry people without even realizing it and say something completely benign, only to be brigaded in response by a whole lot of angry people who constantly sort their instance by new comment and refresh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am so angry that you said that! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It's me. I look at my posts like that. I should probably post sober more often.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yo that's me a lot of the time. I sometimes downvote a shallow or shortsighted post only to remember that if I want Lemmy to Flourish then I can't disincentivize posting, and the weak willed losers actually care that they get a downvote, so I then un-downvote to help their pathetic feelings.