I can finger my ass and jack off while holding my phone. Have a good day ๐ค
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And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice
For what? I like my cum to land on my chest so I can show my Grindr sluts. I said good day sir. ๐ค
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Biblically accurate snow angels.
I can finally take on General Kenobi.
Beware, I heard he's a bold one!
I can now finally solder things easier.
Drink my coffee while gaming.
Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.
Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It's the little things like that that I miss
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Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now
Twice the shoulders, double the sharp pain
Wait for someone to drop in and say "hello there" before terminating them.
Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We'd both be so happy.
By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
I'd shake my own hand.
What's stopping you from doing that right now?
A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.
Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!
Whatever it is, Iโll definitely still procrastinate and maybe not even do it
I shall compete in Mortal Kombat.
My drumming would get wild
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I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.
Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.
Now I've written all that I've realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I'll put it on the to do for Monday lmao
Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.
Four at once. Four tacos at one time. Four tacos running a train on my face hole until my face is covered in sauce that drips down my chin from my greedy taco loving lips.
Become the chief henchman at an illegal martial arts tournament Island.
I shudder at how even more awkward hugs would be. There is four permutations (with regards to arm-positioning) for hugs between two two-armed individuals. It's way to early to calculate how many two sets of four arms will give. I'm quite sure I would still get it wrong 95% of the times (With a 5% confidence interval).
Drums and piano gonna get far more challenging with new limbs.
Suddenly that double neck guitar send more reasonable to buy too :D
I'm going to have to start power-lifting if I want to be Vishnu for Halloween.
Hmmmm...better idea, get a mask, go as Ganesha.
First thing, I'm gonna do that Goro thing where he holds a guy up with two arms and pummels them with the other two
Maybe I can finally do 1 full pull-up.
Nobodies happier than the guy with four knives.
- Cooking in half the food prep time.
- Climbing
- Doing laundry while reading/surfing
- Sex/Masturbation
- Snowball fight
- Cartwheeling
- Running on all sixs while telling the flabbergasted to be playing ant
- Advanced name dancing
- Clapping very loudly
- Digging with two shovels
- Mastering rock paper scissors
- Swimming
Reeeaaalllly stretch out and relax.
Still try to carry too much in the house when I get home from grocery shopping
I could use the keyboard and the mouse while scratching my head all at once.
Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip