this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But what if it's cold outside?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Ok. We will concede that the human form has limitations. You may wear two pasties and a thong.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It will go and hide behind the lungs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A broken clock is right twice a day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity when is this guy right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The joke is that it's this tweet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Depends on how many hands it has

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Would be funny if the tweet was real

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It certainly would be funnier if it was real, but not being real doesn't make it unfunny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

If it's real, it would be funny because it is a ridiculous thing to say. If it's not real, then I don't know enough about PragerU to get the joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Really thought we left this "If its fake it cannot be funny" mentality over on reddit... Especially considering how phenomenally stupid it is in the first place. You'd just end up nullifying memes, stand up comedy, movies, audiobooks, novels, comic books, pop-up books....

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

There are enough stupid tweets to go around. I would have changed the date to one that doesn't exist, or the name, or some other detail that shows it's fake without ruining the joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

In Christofascist America, clothes wear you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Prager U, @prageru

Men should not wear clothing.