If your tacos are making you constipated you're doing it wrong.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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If your tacos cause you gastric distress of any kind, you're a weakling, and your bloodline must end.
I eat some heinous peppers. Heinous. If a common taco, or Taco Bell, causes issue, you got issues. It ain't the food.
I use Ex-Lax in my mole so I disagree with you buds.
It's such a common meme that I guess there must be some truth to it, but even as an IBS sufferer the idea that exposure to any vaguely ethnic food will cause a white person's ass to explode the next day is utterly baffling.
My guess is it’s from people who eat no fiber usually and then they don’t realize how much fiber is in the beans and that makes them loosey goosey in the caboosey.
Jackfruit and beet tacos with curtido
See, that's what's known as "wrong".
Down under?
No fried egg. That'd be like New Mexico mixed with Melbourne. Just Austin.
Sorry for the bad guess, I've never met anybody that likes beets... but I see beets all the time in Aussie recipes... (I hate them)
I know what you mean, the Aussie burger with a beetroot slice and a fried egg. I always liked pickled beets. My mom called them 'brain food' and I think they're good in a kinda pickle sense, if you're eating a bunch of southern food or a salad. I lived in North Dakota and up there people cook them like potatoes... not really that bad other than how they turn your pee fuschia, which seems weird for a while.
I think it's a diarrhea face. Yeah, that's a fun thing to say out loud.
While it could be seen that way, the second GIF tends to lean toward the constipation interpretation. Another fun thing to say.
It was violent. Like a geyser of broken glass, pepper spray, and chocolate shake.
But there's so many of them and it's so convenient.
What is a post taco? And why does it look like Kirk is sticking his "post taco" up his ass?
This is the best community on the internet. Never had I been so consistently in stitches.
So you can get some ointments what can help with that
You make it til the next morning? I'm lucky it I make it 20 minutes