this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fr fr, what do you think eyelids are made of? They want to keep us blind to the truth!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

SHAVE ‘EM OFF!!!! SHAVE. THEM. OFFFFFF.

Eyelids are nothing but ocular foreskin standing between you and skinless holiness.

[–] Wizza 13 points 9 months ago

Amen! I'm tired of these skinnies telling us what to do. Smh.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know. I take personal space pretty seriously. Up to the point I don't even care about this, I'm not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Yesss! Shel Silverstein!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Kids used to make fun of me because my epidermis was showing. So I removed my skin. Now, instead of making fun of me, kids run away in horror.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the pocket (folds?) of Big Skin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

this message has been brought to you by the fossil gang

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm just being prejudiced, but I don't think I'll be taking survival advice from an extinct species.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

T. Rexes did just fine without their skin. I know because I've seen them in museums and none of them have skin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

All the T. Rexes I know don’t have any skin. Well, most of them, anyway…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Ya gotta have skin

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Remove your eyelids!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's a good message of tolerance to get out there. I still get weird looks when I forget to put it on before going out.