Agent641

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What cut of meat is the butcher describing?

TFW you wake up with a hangover, and you hear a voice in your head say "Previously, on AMC's This Guy..." and the memories start coming.

Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.

Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.

After your 4yr unpaid internship of bagging groceries is done

2 or no deal and the hangings continue.

That makes sense too. Cant imagime being stuck in a little warehouse with a diesel forklift, and all the smell of that

The other night I dreamed I was leading a squad of mercenaries or something through an abandoned and overgrown industrial city, hunting something. Guys had been killed and mutilated by a wild monster. We found what seemed to be its den, and there were blankets, still warm. Nearby we captured a little girl, maybe 8 or 9. She really put up a fight. Eventually she said she was hiding from the monster too, and the den was her shelter.

But then one of the guys found a leather roll containing dried and still fresh human scalps of the dead guys. Turns out the little girl had been killing them and mutilating their bodies so it looked like a bear or whatever. The dudes wanted to kill her, but she said she only kept the scalps of the most honourable warriors, so I was able to talk them down.

Later, alone, she confessed to me that was a lie, she actually scalped them to shame them further, even in death. What a fucking brat.

They are very common in Australia. IDK about elsewhere.

I think because its easy to keep a stash of pre-filled gas bottles in the average small warehouse, as opposed to a drum of smelly diesel and some way to pump it.

The consensus of the reasonable, educated, and mentally stable? Yes. The consensus of the walmart wildlife? Ehhh...

I heard the digging sound effect in my head