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Uruwho?
And if he becomes president it'll be legal too.
Not that he would actually do it since he had the chance the first time he was El presidente
I've also occasionally won by cheesing the brits by counter-invading random fucking places to draw their armies out and even one time invaded Ireland and almost capitulated them before they kicked me off and those bought me enough time and war exhaustion points to get a ceasefire without moving the capital
Most of the times I've won its by relocating the capital to like ningxia or somewhere west on day 1 then reorganizing the armies so the green armies that are all infantry divisions are also packed full of conscript levies and use them exclusively on the defense with the proper banner armies receiving proper artillery and upgrading the calvary to like dragoons or lancers and using them on the defense in the main front or for being sent to defend against landing attempts in vassal states.
Also rush tech for line infantry while spending the time in the lead-up to and during the actual war building either artillery factories and/or firearm factories and resources to feed into them.
Focusing on absolute defense to bring the war to a white peace draw wins the war in your favor ultimately. Even taking an income hit by accepting to pay war indemnities to push the negotiations over the edge to end the war is acceptable as it doesn't fulfill any of the loss qualifications for the opium wars quest.
The M actually stands for mod abuse.
I prefer those Buns warm tho
That would be mod abuse
Ranch belongs on garlic breab
can't believe you betray sonic the hedgehog like this
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Millenials, we have to talk about our sock problem: "What are ‘millennial socks’ and are they really a crime against fashion?"
(www.theguardian.com)
STOP INVENTING INTERGENERATIONAL DIFFERENCES!
Bridie, you’re a millennial – tell me about your socks
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
Oh Gabs, you could ask me what beauty I saw in the world on this glorious blue sky morning, or how my relationship is with my mother, or what rage is in my heart. But no, everyone wants to talk about millennial socks.
WHO THE FUCK IS EVERYONE? IS THAT ODYSSEUS PLAYING A TRICK ON US BY PUTTING A TWIST ON HIS OLD PRANK?
I actually wear great socks. Heavily influenced by my little brother, I’ve worn Uniqlo crew socks for years. Which are actually “zoomer socks”. But I have loved ankle socks as well, and that is the foghorn that signals I’m a millennial, apparently.
SAYS FUCKING WHO THEYRE JUST FUCKING DOCKS SHUT THR FUCK UP
Wait, I’m just trying to wrap my head around the concept of “millennial socks” – which you now tell me are just ankle socks – and now you’ve introduced the concept of “zoomer socks”. Are they merely coloured crew socks or is there more to it?
THEGRE JUST FUCKIBG SOCJS HILY SHIT AASSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 
Millennial socks are small socks that stop at the ankle, or even the ones you can’t see at all above the shoe (I loved these!). Zoomer socks are generally crew socks – any sock pulled up high. They invented them (citation needed). Also, I think they’re actually called gen Z socks – my beloved zoomer colleagues are always telling me that only millennials say zoomer.
I LOVED THESE 
"They invented them" 
CITATION FUCKING NEEDED
OK, so millennials love ankle socks – good to know. But why is Jennifer Lawrence being called “brave” by Vogue for stepping out in “millennial socks”?
SOMEONE PUT THE PEOPLE IN TEEN VOGUE IN CHARGW OF THE WHOLE BRAMD PLEASE FOR THE LIFE OF GOD
Ah, I think because one of the most tragic things you can be in some corners of the internet is a woman in her 30s dressing herself with no regard for a trend.
INCOHERENT SCREAMING
Oh no, what about a woman in her 40s?
LOUDER INCOHERENT SCREAMING
I don’t believe they exist.
INCOHERENT SOBBING
So, ahem, the long and short of it is that gen Z have pulled their socks up?
TF2 SOLDIER SCREAMING NOISE
Ha! They’ve also moved their hair part to the middle, millennials favour the side part. And they’re wearing enormous pants – skinny jeans are definitely out. Also high-waisted jeans are a millennial relic. Gen Z are wearing pants that hang off their hips.
SQUEALING PIG THAT SHAT ON ITS BALLS NOISES
Wait, I wore pants that hung off my hips!
I CANT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS FUCKING MONOLOGUE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK
Ssshh, ssshhhh. This is the first time in history that any of this is cool. And it will stay cool for ever. There definitely won’t be articles in 10 years calling a 35-year-old zoomer “brave” for wearing crew socks.
PLEASE LET ME BE MOULDERING IN A GRAVE BEFORE THIS HAPPENS
With temperatures hovering around 0C this week, leaving ankles across pre-Y2K generations practically frostbitten, I have been wearing crew socks instead of ankle socks. This Xennial is accidentally cool now.
Fucking amateur, just-freezing is great weather to be wearing summer clothes in.
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The Midwest is America's Russia
(hexbear.net)
Also who's your pick for winner of the arbitrary 4-way american civil war? Personally I'm hoping for the West, but I'm worried Northeast might sneak victory in when nobody's looking
