There already is an easy mode, it's called leveling up, summoning co-op, and getting better gear.

You're not just asking to make the game easier, you're saying you don't want to spend any time or effort to make that happen. The game is based around spending time and effort to overcome challenges. You do not want to engage with the games core mechanics and that's fine, but don't blame the game. I say this without judgment, just watch a playthrough and then explore the world with cheat engine.

"Why do I need an espresso machine? Just thrown some grounds in a sock, boil it, and you got coffee."

Flashlights have more maneuverability and they're significantly brighter. Trying to use your phone's flashlight outside is an exercise in futility. Plus I don't need to worry about my phone's screen breaking.

Something I'm not seeing here that is absolutely essential is a good flashlight.

Human beings can't do shit in the dark. Useful for power outages, dark areas, and if gets late. I end up using it more than my knife tbh.

"Communists talk about respecting other people's identities except for when Biden claims to be a black woman huh?"

A terminal condition caused by a lack of melanin in the skin which forces me to eat slop.

Also I use them for events. Throw some charcoal on a grill and you got lunch for 100+ people in a short amount of time.

When do hotdogs usually go on sale after 4th of July where you're from?

I need like 40lbs of hotdogs to put in my freezer and I figured post racist-day is the best time to buy em.

When I worked at a gas station, I was given one 15 second explanation on how the cash register worked and then the manager left. 15 minutes before close, she came back and showed me how to do that. Then I became the closer for the rest of the time I worked there.

It's unfortunately the standard.

Children can be annoying pieces of shit but they are adorable and I have an instinctive desire to protect and help them. I get not wanting some of your own but I also don't understand the aversion some people have to them. They're necessary for the continuation of society. You'll need people to take care of you and work when you get older, so you'll have to deal with a child crying on the subway occasionally.

More like transgendeer

If the democrats actually cared they would be jailing Republican insurrectionists and passing laws to stop it from going into effect. The fact they they aren't means the best case scenario is the dems winning and merely delaying project 2025 by 4 years.

People always say "go to therapy." I say "Why don't you learn to make fun of other people's voices?" Why should I go to therapy when I can sit around in my 300 square foot apartment and pretend to be a Chinese guy.