People think that I'm crazy when I say the supreme Court is basically a toddler that adults are pretending has magical powers to not make them cry. It's maddening, ignore the toddler!

The dive bar that I used to frequent, but do so less because I have less time, was a favorite because they had great prices on drinks depending on the day of the week so you'd be able to try new things for less. It was also the one bar that I wouldn't find my students at since it was mostly populated with 30+ year olds and blasted punk, metal, and experimental hip-hop depending on who was behind the counter. It also had several pool tables and a shuffle board table. It was nice because I'd run into people from around town there because it's just where people over 25 congregate. They also have an open mic night, which brings in some interesting acts.

While Trump lies about everything Biden is literally dying on stage.

Good to know, I've been rocking a 1+ Eight for four years now and the first two years it was a pretty awful phone that had trouble charging but they did a software update 2 years back and it's been a perfect phone ever since. Especially since I got it on sale for $300.

I've read that the new Pixel is good and it should be around your price range.

After two interviews and the hellish experience that is air travel with several hours of layovers I have been offered an assistant faculty position. I've made it.

Yeah that's exactly why I can't risk voting for Joe Brandon.

Every flight that I've taken in the past 4 years has been delayed. I occupy my layovers dreaming about adventurism on these airline CEOs. I truly need help.

Just got a call to come in for a tenure track teaching gig that I applied for. I'm really stoked, I thought I was out of the running since it'd been a month since the application closed.

Congrats comrade. Making a difference in our student's lives is one of the best aspects of being a teacher especially when they send that email at the end telling you how much they enjoyed your class.

I've taught a class I had very little experience in for the past year and the only advice I can give for your summer is to teach with empathy, which I'm sure you already do.

So much for private property.

I mean the dude is a known groomer who slips into 16 y/o dms and then waits for them to turn 18.