[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

As part of the minimum training.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

This skeleton may not have genitals, but they sure know how to bone.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh sweet! What super powers did you get?

All I got was the ability to mostly choose what to focus my attention on.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago

How do I know I'm not cake?

Oh no, it's happening again...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

And he said unto them "just one more turn"...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

What do you do paid surveys on?

I only do google rewards, but that's generally how I pay for any new apps I want.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not everybody works in America.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well except, obviously, for humanity. That's our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

...but I don't have much talent.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

But if we test, then maybe we'd have to not produce milk from positive cows for a short amount of time. Then someone might find it a little bit difficult to get milk for their morning cereal, and that would be a minor inconvenience.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Couldn't you just make 10 louder?

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