I'd love to have this to a form letter, and just spend a small chunk of money disrupting lives.
I try not to be chaotic, and just be neutral good, but... Some pranks require too much resistance.
Of course my friends at the table questioned if the bipolar epileptic could play a Malkavian. Hah!
I wore vans up until my mid late 30s, but even with a desk job my feet killed after a day.
So now I have running shoes with more support and its helped. I also have a pair of combat boots, but they're more difficult to get on when I'm half asleep and trying to get to work.
So yeah, you might just have enough youth left to get by with vans lol.