CrispyFern

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Pictured is Neko the 'Self-Proclaimed "Provisional Head Priestess of the Asase Shrine"'

She runs a shrine on Serai Island and if you read the lore between the lines she possibly received millions of mora in PPP loans during the bale-thunder crisis

I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My father was a Gooner. His father was a Gooner and as was his father and his and so on and so forth. I come from a long line of Gooners. Gooning is in my blood since ancient times and should be treated with the utmost respect. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time.