Heres the thing: if you know anything about the fae, you dont let your kid anywhere NEAR the enchanted forest.
What baseball position maoists like to play?
answer
Pitcher because they like having a lot of K's
The mundane as fuck comment.
there's a specter haunting the lemmyverse.
The King? in the library reading a book 
The Queen? Fooling around with the pages 
if you liken the foot of a dog to a humans hand, dogs or canines in general look like they are standing on their fingers. why do i know this? because i spent the first 8 years of my life pretending to be different animals and you need to know their different qualities if you want to capture them accurately. i have hypermobility on only the last knuckles of my fingers from putting my weight onto them for so long.
He cant keep getting away with it!
Whenever I heard about apple pie with cheese, my brain always pictured cream cheese or ricotta/mascarpone or whatever. People are really out here melting cheddar over their apple pies?! 
And I'll do it again! 
Dog didn't greet me at the door when I came home from work 
She was sleeping, but got excited when she woke up to me standing there 
Pictured is Neko the 'Self-Proclaimed "Provisional Head Priestess of the Asase Shrine"'
She runs a shrine on Serai Island and if you read the lore between the lines she possibly received millions of mora in PPP loans during the bale-thunder crisis
The person who implemented this policy: