You're mother and I are very proud of you, son.
CrispyFern
joined 4 years ago
I always read the one star reviews. Theyre either the most honest or crazy.
Hey just for future reference do your best to avoid holding Pike vertically at all costs.
Their organs exert a massive amount of pressure when vertical and can cause internal bleeding due to the organs literally ripping under the weight of the fish.
Before it was explained that ‘Chicken of the Woods’ is a mushroom, I kinda assumed it was a backwoods euphemism for squirrel!
Volition is a fucking nerd. I only trust Inland Empire.
What hurts more, hit by a rockperson or hitting a rockperson?
correct comm for this take I guess 
That moment when... YUO TROLL HEBEAR 
Hear me out... Longer halberds