[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

New idea: Respond to "it's OK, she's a 1000 year old demon in the body of an 8 year old girl" with "But you do realize that in demon years, 1000 years old is basically a toddler, right?"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 hour ago

Eventually we're going to learn that Hamas killed maybe 5 people at most, and everyone else died because of the IOF being trigger happy with bombs and missiles.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

Unfortunately, a lot of people who should've known better were back then.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago

You did not give it your all, because the Supreme Court just gave you the OK to kill him, and he's still alive.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Release your statement on how you're totally not straight.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If Biden took advantage of the recent Supreme Court decision to use an official order to parody the Supreme Court and be legally immune, I would vote for him, no questions asked.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

That's too good an idea for the Democrats to do.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

That's a contender for both the best AND funniest.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

She cashes in when Trump is weakened. She still loses.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Enshittification seems to also apply to AI itself. Like, it wasn't long ago that AI-generated images were difficult to tell from real images. Like, the only distinguishing thing would be too many fingers or something. Or many different artstyles could be generated convincingly. Now, AI images have a certain look to them that makes them obvious.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

There were traces of that from the beginning, but it was also implied that it was actually nothing and the Imperium was seeing things that weren't there because they're ideologically incapable of conceiving of a functioning society, but we know how media literate people who treat lore like encyclopedia facts tend to be.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

My headcanon was always that there have always been female Astartes, but they're just so roided up from a young age, it's impossible to tell a male Space Marine from a female one without seeing their genitals, so they all just present male and refer to each other as brothers. They've also been so indoctrinated in their cultiness from a young age that they don't even have a concept of gender identity. They consider their genitals to be a personal matter you just don't talk about.

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I completely forgot about the existence of Chalkzone until now.

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No blink at pride. (hexbear.net)
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Eyes drying up only.

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I also recently learned this fact about the audio that really got to me. After the researchers recorded this, they played it back, then he excitedly flew over, thinking he just heard another ʻōʻō bird.

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As we all know here, material conditions have progressively been getting worse and worse. Based on pretty much all political theory, crime rates should also be going up with worse material conditions. But they haven't, in fact, crime rates have been going consistently down for the past 30 or so years. Why is that?

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Ironically, this person is probably deifying Trump just as much, if not more, than his supporters by claiming that his death would turn the tide of the Russia-Ukraine War and that it would have any pull on China.

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