AB+ Gang rise up. Universal recipients (sigma parasite) and universal plasma donors. When receiving blood sometimes I'll mix A, B, and O just to flex.
We pwomise we're swawwy 🥺👉👈
It's a parody account FYI but his X formerly known as Twitter is gold
There was a "reality" show about this called "Pig Royalty" about two rival Texan families who competed in pig showing competitions like this. It was made by the same production company as Breaking Amish so that's why "reality" is in sarcastic airquotes. It's basically two seasons of this with some manufacturered drama peppered in.
It got canceled after the second season and has since been scrubbed from Discovery+ streaming (v sus). Also, one of the kids on the show committed suicide in 2024 very heartbreaking
It makes for a funny headline, but that's like 0.4% of the chain's total revenue of around 2.6 billion in 2023
More likely the private equity firm that bought Red Lobster is running it into the ground on purpose to do some credit bidding buy back bankruptcy scam that's somehow technically legal to write off a bunch of debt.
Black Epstein be like
Thanks for the info, any idea how much Swift charges? Appreciate it
Howdy Howdy Howdy
American here, planning on visiting China for the first time at the end of the year.
Specifically wondering if anyone here has any advice on the visa process for American citizens -- I've been researching myself but I keep finding either conflicting or outdated information since things seem to change rapidly.
From what I gathered, one needs to make an appointment window to the closest Chinese Consulate and apply for a travel visa in person-- which is then good for repeat visits up to 10 years? Or are there single use visas as well?
Also I'll be happy for any advice about visiting in general-- it's a huge country and a lot of ideas to sift through. Was suggested for phone (android) VPN, sim card, WeChat, WayGo, Baidu, 12306, Didi, MetroMan, and Trip.com (missing any?)
Mighty obliged folks, yeehaw
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos 
I've always sort of wondered the obsession and deep emotional connection some people have with sports.
The best I can come up with is its part tribalism, but more so I think it's experiencing vicarious success. If you put in the emotional work to follow your team, especially with a displaced loyalty during losing seasons, their successes are your successes by proxy, but it also distances you from their failures.
Success irl is hard to come by and this is a chance to feel success without actually working very hard towards it, other than the emotional investment
Idk does anyone have any other thoughts why some people get so attached to their team?
Excited to hear my family's brain damaged hot takes, completely unprompted. Post yours below.
So far when simply mentioning the Zelda movie "they'll prob make Link trans", how Michelle Obama was actually a man, and you can still drop dead from the covid vaccine at any given time.
Are you by chance Amy Schumer?
Also this bit made me think of a new combo of words I never considered would end up together: genocidal slacktivism
War Crimes are just like Harry Potter & the Office. Hamas is Slytherian, Israel is Jim & Pam, Palestine is Michael Scott-Dumbledore, and a concentration camp Hogwarts-Mifflin
Link bc I'm not 
Please tell me the onion hacked it
I know I know it's the Times I did this to myself but I saw this cursed headline so now you have to as well
Sports; i get the appeal but also the disdain/criticisms. I'm fairly nuetral on the matter. But some people treat it like a cult and its legit scary
This is like a 2k era celebrity excuse, surprised they didn't pull the ol' Lindsay Lohan dehydration